Not Good

While sitting at my computer, Sam sprinted past me.  "What's wrong, Buddy?"  "Nothing, Mama.  I've gotta stinky."  Two minutes later...

"Mama!  I'm done!"

And before I can say, "Okay, I'm coming to wipe you," I hear Jack, in his deepest Daddy voice say, "Okay, Sam. It's okay.  I'll wipe you.  Okay."

Cue my screaming, "No, no, no, Jack!  Stop!  No, I'll wipe him."  I round the corner and see I'm too late.  There is my oldest, completely nude and bent over with his bottom stuck high up in the air.  And there stands Jack, who is now naked too, doing his best heini cleaning routine.  And he was thoroughly enjoying himself.  And so was Sam.  Not good.