Bulk Shopping

Buying in bulk is a good thing. Like when you can get 36 rolls of toilet tissue for the price of 24 or 18 paper towel rolls for the price of 10...that's a good, good thing. Walking out of the room for three minutes and returning to find this...not so good. Thanks boys, for unpacking every roll of toilet tissue and paper towels and using them as a mat to land on as you launch yourself from the couch. And for rolling around on them in attempt to flatten them out for Mama. And for using them as missiles to throw at one another. Yes, thank you boys for all your help.

And, yes, that is Jack, naked from the waist down and attempting to drape the Charmin plastic wrapping around himself to create a new (and certainly leak proof) diaper. Again, thank you son.