Witty

My oldest never ceases to amaze me with the great and often witty things he says to me.  Like...

"But Mama, I need to change my shirt again because my other shirts want me to wear them, too."

"Sam, I love you all the way to the tops of the clouds and back down again."

"I love you all the way to the clouds, too.  Where else do you love me to?"

"I love you all the way to Africa and back."

"Mama, I love you all the way to Greensboro."

We passed state workers cutting grass near our house the other day. The men, on three larger tractors, were wearing dust masks over their nose and mouth that looked like surgical masks.  Sam saw them and said, "Mama, why are those hospital people cutting that grass?"

Sniffing in the backseat he yelled, "Man!  My nose is so full of all these boogers that I can't even breathe."

"I'm sorry, honey.  What do you think made your nose so stuffy?"

"Because I ate a lot of food.  Cause when you eat a whole lot of food, it makes you get boogers all in your nose."