Who Knew?

Who knew that Daniel Boone had such an affection for the beach?

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever envision myself chasing my child down the beach, dressed from head to toe in a frontier costume, wearing black cowboy boots and yielding a rifle.  Or did I think I would ever say the phrase, "Son, you're going to ruin those cowboy boots in that salt water!" or "Buddy, your gun isn't going to work if you keep digging in the sand with it!"  Never in my wildest dreams.