Claims to be a Wolfpack fan. Calls the tar heels "tar heroes."
Runs to the shoe section every time we go to Target to find the spot with the shoes sizes on the floor to measure your kid's feet. Tells me every single time, "Hang on, Mama! I need to go weigh my feet!"
While waiting in the carpool line for Sam, he asked me to roll down his window. I obliged, He then looked over at the dark minivan beside us and yelled at the top of his lungs, " Hey you! With the do do car! Your car is dark like do do! You have a do do car!" The lady's windows were down. Lovely.
While watching basketball with Jody, he asked who was playing. "Ohio," he was told. He proceeded to call them "Oh-hi-ho-hi-ho." The Seven Dwarfs' work anthem trumps basketball any day.
One morning as I squeezed him and kissed him, I said, "Oh, Jack! I just love you to pieces." He looked up at me with those big, chocolate eyes and and said, "Well, Mama, I love you all the way back together again."